her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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