Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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