he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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