i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
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go home
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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