I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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