You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Bring me that man meat
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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