Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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