Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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