I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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