from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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