I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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