he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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