Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I can text with my tongue
please come you make the beer taste better
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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