I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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