is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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