good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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