Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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