After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
that is very illegal...i love you.
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