I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just gift wrapped bread.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
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