white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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