doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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