He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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