She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Those nachos came to me in a dream
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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