If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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