You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
He passed out mid-signature
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Randomize
