i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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