I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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