No more Irish car bombs ever.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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