Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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