Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
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