Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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