I think I won the penis lottery.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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