The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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