About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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