Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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