is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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