I'm drive I can fine osifer
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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