It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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