I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
Randomize
