I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Randomize
