Pappa wants mamma naked
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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