What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
3 2 1 whiskey
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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