yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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