Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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