My room smells like vodka and shame
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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