Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
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