when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
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