She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
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