My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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