haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
this just has baby written all over it
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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