He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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