i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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