You work out of a Hotel?
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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