If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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