I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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