What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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