ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
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